Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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