I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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