I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Randomize
