It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I believe in your delicious
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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