just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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