can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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