So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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