you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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