My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
It's official drugs can't kill me
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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