just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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