You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
You're a waste of cheezeits
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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