Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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