I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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