When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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