i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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