so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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