his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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