Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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