I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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