Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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