All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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