Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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