walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I would ride that face into the sunset
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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