i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
being pregnant is like rehab
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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