problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
That accounts for only three of the penises
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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