I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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