Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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