garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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