Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Holy sore nipples Batman
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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