I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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