Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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