that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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