dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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