I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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