they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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