hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Drunk is a universal language darling
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