I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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