hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
