kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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