Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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