Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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