so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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