Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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