Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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