I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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