walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
All I want is dick and wine.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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