belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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