I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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