What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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