It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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