it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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