Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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