Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
i wish my penis had a tongue
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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