just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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